Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Notice? Please.....

Gift giving, in theory, is a gesture from the heart. In reality, gift-giving is about bragging rights. Guys step up to plate for Valentine's Day so that when their lady, jump-off, wife, cleaning lady, etc. chats it up with her girlfriends she will report wonderfulness.

Likewise...if your guy catches wind that your close friend/sister/mother/co-worker etc is about to be proposed to, there is an automatic "gulp" moment. Why? Because while your girl is completing her own obligatory squeal about her close friend/sister/mother/co-worker's ring she will be painfully aware of her own ashy and bare ring finger.

Life is a competition....gift-giving is no different.

So imagine my surprise when my own sister enters a 9th inning gift for her b/f without warning me. My own flesh and blood!

Her original Christmas gift to her sweetie was a series cooking classes. He loved it. Apparently he had a class conflict with the gift so she returned it and got him a ipod touch instead. (SIGH).

Oh and it was engraved.............really?

I loathe you right now......so not only is the gift newer since it was a replacement, but what man doesn't go 'ga-ga' over a new tech toy?

Sweets is lusting...i feel it.

Thanks sis :)

4 comments:

DaniColoredGlasses said...

you are in time-out.

Adei von K said...

LMAO!!!!!! (and it hurts to laugh)

Ooooh, Diego! You are BAD!!



damn, i forgot what I was going to say...


wait.

why the finger gotta be ashy? its already bare!

and that's how law students get down!? iPod touches with the bedazzling on the back and ish?!

DaniColoredGlasses said...

Not Diego...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrMPH said...

Tell us how you really feel LOL