Irony Is....

Irony is....

*Never being without a Mac notebook (in some form or fashion) since 2003 and getting called to Jury Duty the one week that yours is getting repaired.

*Waking up at 5am with vigor only to get sleepy at 6am and sleep until 7:30am when you are supposed to report to Jury Duty at 8am.

*Having $25 in cash in your car's arm rest and $3 in your purse, when all of the vending machines and cafes are 'cash only.'

*Being able to put together a perfect outfit, down to the shoes, when you don't have time to shower or do your makeup, but when you have all the time in the world you can never find anything to wear.

*Free Coffee with $.25 creamer

*Being located in a jury assembly room just outside of the office that you've sent in a job application to no less than 20 times in the last two years.

*Passing a bathroom this morning, but not feeling like going and now having to tinkle...but not wanting to lose your computer to another jury member that is hovering just outside the room.

*Sending out a scathing email chastising your staffmembers for losing their weekend schedules and then realizing that yours is on your notebook that has been turned in for repair.

*Taking your company notebook to the Apple store in the same mall as your job 2 and then being told that they only way the repair can be paid for is by company credit card or check, which means the boss that you've been hiding your second job from will have to drive from his city 25 min. north to the other mall to pay for your repairs. Oh yea...there was a apple store at the mall located 5 min away from the office(that I'm too lazy to work from).

*Scheduling a 7:30pm session with your cousin to work on his online college applications and having your internet at home go down at about 7pm and being told it won' t be back up until 7pm the following evening and having it come back up 3 hours later...once you've already left home frustrated and disgusted.

*Still having to tinkle....

*Encouraging the people that you KNOW have been reading and loving your other half's blog to not only tell you how much they like it, but to go ahead and formally comment on his blog so that he'll know that they are in fact enjoying it and then having him be less than thrilled that you solicited comments.

*Sitting at a computer desk with a keyboard drawer that is 2 inches too low so you're legs can't fit under it and you're losing feeling in your leg.

*Finally having your magazines and books that you've been dying to read and time to read them and not wanting to

*Having only a banana and milk for b-fast since you had $3 and getting heartburn. Meanwhile when you had a full McDonald's bfast earlier in the week you felt fantastic.

*Relinquishing your computer knowing full well that you may not get back to it in this century


*Oh yes! one more....Reading the wires that Rihanna's bruised pics (the official ones) were unofficially released and seeing all of the white gossip outlets (TMZ not included) refuse to post them since victims of domestic abuse are guaranteed privacy but getting the full close up shot from the black media outlets....sigh...