Do You 'Poo' In Public?

So i know this is dangerously close to lunch time.  I'm sorry.  Seriously it was not my intent to give you something gross to think about but.....ok.....

So every day that I traipse to the office I know that I need to get there either before 8:45am or a hr after. There is someone on this floor ( i think its our secretary) that 'blows up' the ladies' room @ 9am. Without fail.

Now the bathroom doesn't have an AC vent or a window it just has a piss poor air freshener that releases puffs of faux flowers on 10 minute increments.

(Sigh)

I don't get it! I don't poo in public if it can be helped...If Dani is blowing something up that means that there was a "is that sweat on the back of my kneecap" moment. I wait until I do home or go before I leave home...but public bathrooms are for #1's (in my opinion!)

Now....most men that I talk to go at will...whenever and wherever...so maybe its a gender thing?

I've got no clue...

Things that I hate....

#1 Do not come in to the bathroom and drop a quick brick and leave before I can run out...it's rude! I may suffocate! Most importantly....I don't want to look like the culprit!

#2 Reread #1

Yes...fine...its natural....but so is breast milk and so if nursing women have been relegated to "not so public areas." Then your poo should stay at home.

I'm done.