Questions

1. Why is it that the gnome that goes behind me and dirties my room never cleans it?

2. Why does my boss only choose to give me a project 2 minutes before the end of my shift?

3. Why is it that I get less done when I wake up a hour early?

4. Why is it that when my brother says he's broke, he can always afford to buy some food?

5. Why am I eating his food as I type?

6. Why is it that my pay schedule, bank account, and bills never quite line up?

7. Why do I love wearing gym clothes, but hate going to the gym?

8. Why is it that a music-less, express line-esque 8am church service has me actually excited about church again?

9. Why is it that my ipod stops working when I finally get a new FM transmitter and start a new gym membership?

10. Why is it that my "overnight bag" is too small for my overnight stuff?