Thus It Begins....

Mom: "I heard that you told your sister to drink bottled water to avoid the pregnancy outbreak hitting her friends and in-laws."

Me: "Yea...just trying to help her out."

Mom: "(Ha, Ha) I agree."

Me: "I should probably do the same since everyone in my office is seemingly pregnant"

Mom: "(Straight Face)As it should be, it's time"

Me: (Silence)