What The Deuce???

*Honk, Honk*

**Double Blink, Look Around**

What I see: a 20-something man, gold tooth, '89 Corolla

*Back to Driving*

*Hoonnnkkkk*

**Triple Blink, Look Over At Corolla**

Dani: "What's Up?"

Man: "You need to pull over"

Dani: (in my mind) "I have $.88 in my account I hope my tire isn't flat."

Dani: "Why, what's wrong?"

Man: " I need to give you my number"

**Quad Blink, vomit in throat, accelerate like a bat out of hell**